It gets harder to make friends as you get older. Especially when you get to be my age — what I like to call “coot.” The kids are out of the house and Donna has been gone for 3 years. I had my soccer games up until a few weeks ago and my Euchre that… Continue reading Day Twelve – Eavesdropping and silver linings
mom·ster — \ˈmäm-stər\ noun 1: A Mom of abnormally voluminous attitude, or a Mom who normally deviates from acceptable “mom” behavior. 2: A Mom who threatens. 3: A terrifying Mom. 4: A highly successful Mom. Examples: Those mommy cliques at the park are full of Momsters who think their toddlers poop doesn’t stink. I try not… Continue reading Wednesday Word of the Day – Momster
mantuation – manCHo͞oˈāSHən noun 1: The set of circumstances in which one finds oneself with in relation to a man; the state of affairs in regards to one’s lovelife. 2:The location and surroundings of a place where one assumes one might meet a man (if that is what one is after.) Examples: So Molly, what’s your… Continue reading Wednesday Word of the Day – Mantuation
exaspergray – ex-as-per-gray adjective 1: to accelerate the graying of hair follicles 2: to cause irritation or annoyance to which results in the graying of hair follicles Examples: Teenagers can be so exaspergraying; I never had to get my hair colored as often as I did when I was teaching! Happy Wednesday!
teenagery – teen-age-er-ee adjective 1: having the disposition of a teenager 2: marked by or resulting from having the mindset of a teenager, including but not limited to thoughts of invincibility, selfishness and boredom. Also marked by the innate ability to do something illegal in front of a police officer. Examples: He may be in… Continue reading Wednesday Word of the Day – Teenagery
demoronizer – de-mor-on-iz-er noun 1: a person who liberates another person from their foolish thoughts or behaviors. demoronize – de-mor-on-ize verb 1: to liberate another person from their foolish thoughts or behaviors Examples: My sister demoronized those parents who were letting their small children run around the crowded parking lot without paying attention to cars. She might… Continue reading Wednesday Word of the Day – Demoronizer