mom·ster — \ˈmäm-stər\ noun
1: A Mom of abnormally voluminous attitude, or a Mom who normally deviates from acceptable “mom” behavior.
2: A Mom who threatens.
3: A terrifying Mom.
4: A highly successful Mom.
Those mommy cliques at the park are full of Momsters who think their toddlers poop doesn’t stink.
I try not to be a Momster, but when Maya whines about wanting ice cream after two bites of dinner and claims she’s “full” – I sometimes have to give myself a time out!
That lady is a Momster — she’s raised 3 kids, while running her own business, her house and taking time for herself…she’s my idol!
*This one was inspired by some tagging I noticed on a trash can at the park when I took Maya the other day. I’m pretty sure the taggers (can you call an 8-year old a tagger?) probably meant “monster” but it made me chuckle. Already made it into the Urban Dictionary….but I like it nonetheless….