mantuation – manCHo͞oˈāSHən noun
1: The set of circumstances in which one finds oneself with in relation to a man; the state of affairs in regards to one’s lovelife.
2:The location and surroundings of a place where one assumes one might meet a man (if that is what one is after.)
So Molly, what’s your mantuation? I heard you were dating the bartender from that hipster restaurant over on Olympic.
Alright girls, what’s the mantuation here? Any good-looking blokes, or should we move to the bar down on 3rd?
*This one was inspired by a late night text conversation with a bestie of mine who lives in NYC. Holla!